Two Blondes waiting at the Pearly Gates strike up a conversation, "How'd you die?" the first blonde asked the second.
"I froze to death," says the second.
"That's awful" says the first blonde. "How does it feel to freeze to death?"
"It's very uncomfortable at first," says the second blonde. "You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping.".
How about you, how did you die?" asked the second blonde. "I had a heart attack," says the first blonde. "You see I knew my husband was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found him alone watching TV. I ran to the basement, but no one was hiding there either. I ran to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and just as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second blonde shakes her head. "What a pity, if you had only looked in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
2007-09-20 17:35:16 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love that joke another star for you
2007-09-28 15:28:41 · answer #1 · answered by Charlotte's Dad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny
2007-09-27 23:24:13 · answer #2 · answered by R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats funny, love the blond jokes
2007-09-28 10:41:02 · answer #3 · answered by Lex B 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha That's funny Keep them coming
2007-09-20 17:40:10 · answer #4 · answered by ii♥ 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That is funny DC***
How many blonde jokes are there?
Only one!
The rest are all true!
2007-09-20 17:56:34 · answer #5 · answered by Me 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hey I'M blond and I just love these jokes. I'm never offended by them. I'm a double whammy- Polish and blond! ;) I love them all!!!
2007-09-20 17:54:51 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
no offence but blonde jokes are very funny =)
2007-09-20 17:46:44 · answer #7 · answered by yuki_natsuo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard it but it is still funny.
2007-09-28 07:44:40 · answer #8 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa ha ha ha! now that's the real meaniing of funny!
2007-09-20 17:56:01 · answer #9 · answered by kyo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are the superb! (a area- of tickles for u). "She spent 20 minutes watching the orange juice can because of the fact it suggested: "focus..." Blondie become hypnotized. "one hundred% organic" sparkling, orange you? = )
2016-11-06 00:28:50 · answer #10 · answered by hohl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋