The Coffin
(Sorry for this one being soooo long)
A man was walking home alone late one foggy night, when he hears
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP... behind him.
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle of the street
toward him
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the casket
bouncing quic kly behind him
faster...
faster...
BUMP...
BUMP...
BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.
However, the casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the
casket clapping
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
clappity-BUMP...
on his heels the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His
heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps.
< BR>
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything...
but all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!
Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
the coffin stops.
2007-09-20 17:29:31 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love a pun! This was capital punishment!
2007-09-21 07:42:15 · answer #1 · answered by looey323 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe that purchasing codeine is a civil right. I DO believe that voting is a civil right, and that forcing Americans to purchase documentation in order to obtain a voter ID is a poll tax.
2016-05-19 22:37:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sort of pathetic. I'm pregnant and need jokes to entertain myself when I'm designated driver for a bunch of drunk people. This is my joke this weekend - the drunks won't get it probably. I'll be laughing and sober!
2007-09-20 19:24:00 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, Iiked it
2007-09-20 18:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by Dragon Slayer™ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what a punch line! thanx for the laugh!
2007-09-20 19:29:10 · answer #5 · answered by kyo 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my 8th grade science teacher told us that on holloween. it's funny.
2007-09-20 17:53:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-09-20 23:04:42 · answer #7 · answered by Mind-waster 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋