A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult four hour, surgical procedure. A young student nurse appears to give him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse", he mumbles, from behind the mask. "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other, lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir !!"
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but listen very, very closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ? "
2007-09-20 16:32:33 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Lol... that's too funny
2007-09-20 16:52:43 · answer #1 · answered by 結縁 Heemei 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humorous, ever hear this one? woman became right into a teller at a sperm financial enterprise while a masked burglar enters the financial enterprise and says 'hands up, this may well be a stick up' pointing a gun on the teller. The teller says 'do not you comprehend what form of economic enterprise...', ' i comprehend what form of economic enterprise it is.' the burglar says 'Now get me a cup of sperm.' the female is going lower back and springs lower back with the cup. The burglar says 'drink it!'. the female 'Says, I actually have a husband...', 'drink it now or i will shoot the guy says'. So the female beverages it and then the guy takes his mask off and says 'See honey, that wasn't so undesirable.'
2016-12-17 06:34:01 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eeww!!!!!! that is a disgrace to yahoo answers
but a tiny bit funny
2007-09-20 16:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
My friend is almost an RN, I'll warn her about this!
2007-09-20 19:41:02 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA LOL! That was hilarious!
2007-09-20 17:38:18 · answer #5 · answered by Michael n 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol damn that was a good one man
2007-09-20 16:40:24 · answer #6 · answered by unconditional love 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was ust to funny
2007-09-20 17:43:53 · answer #7 · answered by debrasearch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg!!! lmao!!!
2007-09-20 16:49:59 · answer #8 · answered by Sarah P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋