The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blonde cowboy coming down the walk with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks "Why in the world are you dressed like this?" The Cowboy says "Well it's like this Sheriff... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little redhead asks me to go out to her motor home with her...so I did.
We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... so I did. Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants... so I did.
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts... so I did. Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, "Now go to town cowboy... And here I am."
Blond Men do exist
2007-09-20 16:27:30 · 19 answers · asked by Jim Jnr M 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha ha nice one. Yeeeehaaaaw!!
:-)))
2007-09-20 22:13:41 · answer #1 · answered by Teejay 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-21 00:16:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha how refreshing to have a male blond joke. Yes they do agree and I think they are worse than their female counterparts in reality!
2007-09-21 04:27:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mad Irish Momma 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I just learned something.............there are blonde men too!! hhuummm!! Where are they all I got to get me one of those!! I always love a good laugh !!They would be good for a laugh like I'm doing now!! hahahahahahahahaha!!
2007-09-21 14:48:13 · answer #4 · answered by Polar Molar 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good one, made my morning hun, thx for the laughs, keep em coming friend! woke up having a pain full day and stressed out from this week with doctors. not good news from my 3 doctors appointments.. so thx for cheering me up this am, needed it. 10/10 star for you my friend, I can always count on you for that. a star from me to you!
2007-09-21 08:01:30 · answer #5 · answered by Deedee 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've met a few blonde men in my time too.
2007-09-21 08:24:52 · answer #6 · answered by Kitty Katty 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one lol
2007-09-21 04:01:24 · answer #7 · answered by Sparky 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! ye'ha,..lol so funny. ive just told that to my brother....hahahha! he's looking at me strange, bless his blond locks.
2007-09-21 07:29:17 · answer #8 · answered by "!" 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-21 04:50:20 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-21 00:41:59 · answer #10 · answered by debrasearch 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋