Little Paul watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, Paul followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Paul found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother.
"Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane..."
At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Paul, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight."
At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Paul to tell his story. Paul started his story, "I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Jane and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Bill used to do when Daddy was in the Army."
2007-09-20 16:18:58 · 25 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha this is great. I almost didn't read it but am so glad I did. Made my day and possibly weekend. Yay...Friday today!!!!
2007-09-20 16:49:31 · answer #1 · answered by Belinda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 13:59:30 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I guess she missed the look on Daddy's face after all, huh? Ha!
2007-09-20 16:24:03 · answer #3 · answered by Sleek 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
the story just show how most of the people ONly wants to hear what's good for them or what would benefits them the most....
they don't seem to care on the small other details especially when it is the negatives one,,,
2007-09-20 17:51:51 · answer #4 · answered by shaun c 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I would love to see the look on mommy's face.
2007-09-20 16:31:10 · answer #5 · answered by jillybilly 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Paybacks are heck!
Don't kids say the darndest things!
2007-09-21 11:26:42 · answer #6 · answered by happy_southernlady 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Holy Cow!! That Was Awesome!!!
2007-09-20 16:37:53 · answer #7 · answered by Sarah P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha reeeeeealy funny man props.
2007-09-20 16:22:11 · answer #8 · answered by NotTheStatusQuo 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha! That is great! A surprise ending I was not expecting!
2007-09-20 16:24:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha i have a joke too
how do gay gangsters do drive bys(gg=gay gangstars
they throw skittles n say taste the rainbow b****
2007-09-20 16:25:25 · answer #10 · answered by The Midnight Captain 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋