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I do. Without them with their holy light, we would all die. They are all Gods and they made us. To repend my sins, I offer the life of a worm so that we may be saved for at least one mouth.

2007-09-20 15:35:34 · 22 answers · asked by Italian Man Man Man 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Would you give me a star to honer my light bulb gods?

2007-09-20 15:48:25 · update #1

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osht i broke a god!

2007-09-20 15:39:15 · answer #1 · answered by uhohspaghettiohohs 5 · 4 0

No, but some people believe that an ancient monkey army built a bridge India to Sri Lanka! See the link...

2007-09-20 15:42:10 · answer #2 · answered by Kitten S 3 · 1 0

Maybe electricity in general. After Hurricane Ivan in 04 we were without power for 2+ weeks in the nasty FL summer heat. What a hellish time.

2007-09-20 15:40:38 · answer #3 · answered by Dethklok 5 · 3 0

I don't worship light bulbs,and its not very bright of you to do so. Of course the worms will get back at you eventually, heh heh.

2007-09-20 15:42:34 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

your claim has a serious problem for all the people who lived before the invention of the light bulb

2007-09-20 15:42:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Yes, I attend the Church of the Holy Compact Florescent.

2007-09-20 15:41:24 · answer #6 · answered by Danagasta 6 · 3 1

Crom laughs at your holy light bulb!
Ha!

2007-09-20 15:42:51 · answer #7 · answered by mark623112 4 · 3 0

Il gee Lei è bello buffo.

2007-09-20 15:40:29 · answer #8 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 2 0

i hate lightbulbs. Fluerecent lights are the way to go. 10,000 hours, less energy. it's total eco madness! get em now!

2007-09-20 15:41:29 · answer #9 · answered by Logical Rationalist 4 · 1 0

What happens if you don't pay your electrical bill each month ?
P.S. "Let your light shine before all men" !!!

2007-09-20 15:41:03 · answer #10 · answered by guraqt2me 7 · 3 0

Why worship anything? To worship means that the god you worship is an insecure being.

2007-09-20 15:41:36 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2 2

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