Grandma and Grandpa were watching a healing service on the television. The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to go to their television set, place one hand on the TV and the other hand on the body part where they wanted to be healed. Grandma got up and slowly hobbled to the television set, placed her right hand on the set and her left hand on her arthritic shoulder that was causing her to have great pain.
Then Grandpa got up, went to the TV, placed his right hand on the set and his left hand on his crotch.
Grandma scowled at him and said, "I guess you just don't get it. The purpose of doing this is to heal the sick, not raise the dead!!"
2007-09-20 13:36:13 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yep, and belive it or not, its the first joke ever that has actually made me laugh out loud on yahoo answers.
2007-09-21 02:17:51 · answer #1 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Oldy but goody. A man went to his doc and said he had sex on the brain. You are 80 what do you want me to do about it? Lower it.
2007-09-20 20:46:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-20 20:45:49 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-09-21 04:52:35 · answer #4 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Yep I get it, its like flogging a dead horse!
2007-09-20 20:46:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMSUIAO Have you been secretly e-mailing my wife for information about me.? She said she'd never tell and I believed her too.
2007-09-21 04:27:40 · answer #6 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah thats a good one
2007-09-20 21:17:09 · answer #7 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-09-20 20:59:58 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice naughty one
2007-09-21 03:57:51 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funni
2007-09-20 20:43:57 · answer #10 · answered by green n lovn' it 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋