One morning I didn't feel like going in to work,so I phoned my boss to tell him.The rotten sod talked me out of it
2007-09-20 13:27:51 · 16 answers · asked by Crackerjack 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol
('Jacob 32' - you're in the Jokes Section!! - I despair !!)
2007-09-20 13:30:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hate rotten sod! Always makes the other sod look bad!
2007-09-20 13:32:39 · answer #2 · answered by D Day 1968 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I've got the bloody hiccups now, from laughing out loud!
Very rarely do I get the hiccups, but when I do, they seem to last forever.
And it's all your fault!
Why on earth I'm giving you a star for getting the hiccups, I don't know.
2007-09-20 13:41:17 · answer #3 · answered by funnygirl 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
there was this chap who was undergoing Samaritan training
there was another Samaritan who was role playing the part of a caller and the trainee said - 'have you considered committing suicide?'
2007-09-20 13:47:43 · answer #4 · answered by Aslan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I worked for them once as well. I got so fed up with all those weak snivelling callers I started giving everybody a one word stock answer. "Jump."
2007-09-20 13:35:57 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ok i choose ur activity, does'nt rely wat that is, i choose a activity ok. I rang the samaritans, and u no wat? they saved my existence. They pronounced they have a emptiness an i will start tommoz. So thank you lots , for helpin me into my new activity.................... via the way i'm getting a corporation motor vehicle plus cellular telephone , loose pc and loose apartment accomodation...............................
2016-12-26 20:28:44 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Roflmao... that was hilarious, you just choked my husband, he was trying to drink his tea and I read it out to him 10/10
2007-09-20 13:32:39 · answer #7 · answered by itsjustme 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your little joke about the Samaritans...
That isn't a 'question' on yahoo questions, so your post should be deleted by yourself.
You're mean to ask a QUESTION.
2007-09-20 13:37:14 · answer #8 · answered by .j 2 · 0⤊ 5⤋
Poor. Keep trying.
2007-09-20 13:31:40 · answer #9 · answered by poppy vox 4 · 0⤊ 3⤋
hahahaha
2007-09-20 22:07:34 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋