A couple ready to go out for the evening turned on a night light and the answering machine, covered the parakeet ,put the cat in the backyard and phoned a cab. The taxi arrived but when they opened the front door the cat ran back into the house. Fearing the cat would try to eat the bird the husband went back in the house after her as his wife got in the taxi. The cat ran upstairs with the man in hot pursuit. The wife didn't want the driver to know the house would be empty for the night so she said that her husband was just going upstairs to say good-bye to her mother. Once in the cab the husband said "sorry I took so long"as the driver drove away. "Stupid ***** was hiding under the bed. I poked her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She ran but I grabbed her by the throat and I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. I hauled her fat *** downstairs and slung her out into the back yard! She better not **** in the roses! The cab driver hit a parked car
2007-09-20 13:09:24 · 6 answers · asked by Barry DaLive 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-09-20 13:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-20 20:12:33 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-20 20:17:15 · answer #3 · answered by Cero 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-20 20:31:37 · answer #4 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-20 20:38:35 · answer #5 · answered by ziya 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-21 05:50:30 · answer #6 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋