A businessman met a beautifulgirl and asked her to spend the night with him for £500. And she did. Before he left in the morning he told her that he did not have any cash with him, but that he would have his secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment "RENT FOR APARTMENT."
On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing that the whole event was not worth the price, so he had his secretary send a cheque for£250 and enclosed a note.
Dear Madam, Enclosed fina a chequ3 in 5h3 qmoun5 or £250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount agreed upon because when I rented the apartment I was under the impression that: (1) it had never been occupied before. (2) That there was plenty of heat. (3) That it was small enough to make me cosy and at home. Last night, however, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.
Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the
2007-09-20 12:43:37 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
cheque for £250 with the following note.
Dear Sir, First of all, I can not understand how you expect a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied indefinitely. As for the heat, there is plenty of warmth if you know how to turn it on. Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please don't blame the landlord.
2007-09-20 12:45:09 · update #1
LMSUIAO Jeesh girl she certainly knows how to hit a man where he lives LOL
2007-09-20 21:24:58 · answer #1 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!
2007-09-20 23:55:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is a good one and worth a star.
2007-09-20 19:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by rem552000 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-20 19:53:35 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO. U deserve a star!
2007-09-21 06:24:36 · answer #5 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol definite star
2007-09-20 20:06:34 · answer #6 · answered by stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-20 19:51:15 · answer #7 · answered by colin050659 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
star?
2007-09-20 20:10:28 · answer #8 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good!!
2007-09-20 19:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by tynker 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2007-09-20 19:48:35 · answer #10 · answered by this screaming inside my head 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋