okay so a guy is
near the
end of his
senior
year in high school.
Unfortunately,
he still has to share a room with his
younger
brother who is only 9
years
old.
One night, he decides to bring his
girlfriend home
for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that
his little
brother is already
asleep
on the lower bunk, so he and his
girlfriend climb
up
to the top bunk.
As you
might expect things start to heat up.
The guy remembers that his little brother
is
sleeping below so he tells
his
girlfriend to whisper "lettuce" if she wants
it
harder and "tomato" if
she
wants a new position.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
She screams.
Lettuce!!!
Tomato!!!
Whoa!!!
PULL IT OUT!!!
PULL IT OUT NOW!!!
I can't get pregnant!
Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey,
would you
guys stop making
sandwiches up there! You're getting
mayonnaise
all over my
face!*!*!*!*!
2007-09-20 12:17:20 · 16 answers · asked by skatergurl 0 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL, Funny
2007-09-20 14:02:08 · answer #1 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good Joke...I heard it a little differently-----My Joke is: These 2 " good old boys " are hunting in the woods. The first guy has a new rifle with a high powered scope & he lifts the rifle up, looks through the scope and says: " Wow ! you won't believe how far I can see with this ! I can see all the way back to your house. ..Oh, Oh....I see your wife with a man & they're fooling around ! "....The second guy says: " Damn...I'm tired of that woman messing around. You know what ? ..I want you to shoot her in the head & shoot him in his private parts ! "....The first guy, who is still looking through the scope, says: " Hell......I can do that with one shot !!!!! "
2007-09-20 14:56:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-20 13:09:56 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg that is so funny i loved that joke lol
a great star for a great joke
2007-09-20 13:09:17 · answer #4 · answered by stephie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. I definitely have to star this one.
2007-09-20 12:39:41 · answer #5 · answered by Jerry D 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny that deserves a big star
2007-09-20 13:14:35 · answer #6 · answered by PinakaFaltizan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before...but eww it's still nasty
2007-09-20 12:28:17 · answer #7 · answered by ~Mommy*of*3~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh my lordy lord
2007-09-20 12:39:13 · answer #8 · answered by this screaming inside my head 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewwww
2007-09-20 12:39:04 · answer #9 · answered by ☆miss☆ 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Mmmm... yum!
2007-09-20 12:38:53 · answer #10 · answered by junsumoney 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋