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If the burn is on the carpet - You were playing with matches in church.

If the burn in on you - You were looking for a contact lens.

2007-09-20 12:16:49 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Rug burns on church carpet floors mean there will be some carpet repairs sometime in the future

2007-09-20 12:15:45 · answer #2 · answered by Jack P 7 · 0 0

There must have been a lot of deliverance there. When something is rubbed back and forth it causes friction.

2007-09-20 12:20:48 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

It means there's been too much horseplay while waiting for your mom to get done.

2007-09-20 15:15:17 · answer #4 · answered by Jeanne B 7 · 0 0

You are Catholic and its either a crowded service or you are an altar boy who stayed too late....

2007-09-20 12:29:31 · answer #5 · answered by dracomullet 4 · 0 0

Some moron dropped their cigarette butt.

2007-09-20 12:20:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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