Q: Why don't blondes like to breast feed their children?
A: Because it hurts when they boil their nipples.
Q: What do a blonde & a turtle have in common?
A: When they fall on their backs, their both screwed.
Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was
pregnant?
A: Are you sure it's mine.
Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she
was hammering?
A: The noise gave her a headache.
Q: How do you drown a blonde?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool.
Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M
factory?
A: For throwing out the W's.
2007-09-20 11:55:48 · 10 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hey Nancy,
How are you today? I have been reading each one of your jokes and giving you a star for the smile and laugh you give me=D
Thanks
Rags37:)
2007-09-21 02:52:12 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I don't think those are really funny. They were actually pretty stupid.
But, I have a good one:
Santa, the Easter Bunny, a smart blonde, and a homeless man are walking down the sreet when they find $100. Who gets it?
The homeless guy, the rest are fictional! AHAHAHAHA.
2007-09-20 19:57:21 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
Nice jpkes here's a star
2007-09-20 19:12:33 · answer #3 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Made me laugh
2007-09-20 21:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hee hee heee they were so funny 10/10
2007-09-20 19:27:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm a blonde
but those were soo funny
2007-09-20 19:02:02 · answer #6 · answered by sam!!!! 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao those was good keep it comin
2007-09-20 19:57:20 · answer #7 · answered by brandi686 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha, made me smile
2007-09-20 19:10:46 · answer #8 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Those are absolutely terrific!!!!!
2007-09-20 19:04:44 · answer #9 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-09-21 11:08:01 · answer #10 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋