Recently a "Husband Super Store" opened where women could go to choose a husband from among many men. It was laid out in seven floors, with the men increasing in positive attributes as you ascended. The only rule was, once you opened the door to any floor, you HAD to choose a man from that floor; if you went up a floor, you couldn't go back down except to leave the place, never to return. A couple of girlfriends went to the shopping centre to find some husbands...
First floor
The door had a sign saying, "These men have jobs and like kids." The women read the sign and said, "Well, that's better than not having a job or not liking kids, but I wonder what's further up?" So up they went.
Second floor
The sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, and are good looking." "Hmmm," said the ladies, "But, I wonder what's further up?"
Third floor
This sign read, "These men have high paying jobs, are extremely good looking, love kids and help with the housework." "Wow," said the women, "Very tempting." But there was another floor, so further up they went.
Fourth floor
This door had a sign saying "These men have high paying jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, do all the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me," they cried, "Just think what must be awaiting us further on! So up to the fifth floor they went.
Fifth floor
The sign on that door said, "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, are fantastic chefs, completely faithful, are great conversationalists and really funny, use maps, and their mothers have passed away." "Now we're getting somewhere" they said, "but imagine what must be on the next floor." So up they went.
Sixth floor
The door had a sign saying "These men are rolling in money, love kids, are incredibly good looking, do all the housework, are incurable romantics, know how to satisfy you completely, are fantastic chefs, totally faithful, great conversationalists and really funny, would love to go shopping with you, use maps, put the toilet seat down and change the paper, and their mothers have passed away." "Pretty tempting" they said, "we really have to see what's on the next floor." They were so excited they ran up the stairs.
Seventh floor
The door had a sign saying "This floor is empty and exists only to prove that women are impossible to please. Please leave the store via the exit..
2007-09-20 11:41:05 · 25 answers · asked by Jack Sprat 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
60
2007-09-20 11:46:23 · answer #1 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
100
2007-09-20 11:48:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny
2007-09-20 12:48:22 · answer #3 · answered by Jerry D 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i'm going to offer you one million via fact no person gave you one million and that i'm the 1st for here reasons. one million. it is not a sparkling shaggy dog tale 2. it is not so humorous 3. it is not 88th baby, it fairly is 99th in maximum different jokes 4. you're utilizing god in ineffective 5. i heard this shaggy dog tale for the nth time already okey? LOL
2016-10-19 06:11:32 · answer #4 · answered by Erika 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
99.9 out of 100, because nothing's perfect, but that was damned close. Congrats! Very funny.
And to you spoilsports: she took the time, so make the effort: say something good or nothing at all. Thank you. Humor is looking in "someone's" life, poor thing.
2007-09-20 12:07:06 · answer #5 · answered by Dept. of Redundancy Department 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
2.
i would have settled for the first one that said the men were rolling in money. XD
2007-09-20 11:48:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
-100. So predictable. Knew what was gonna happen after the first paragraph. And it wasn't even funny or true.
2007-09-20 13:33:01 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
20.
2007-09-20 14:05:39 · answer #8 · answered by Widgi 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-20 13:50:07 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
99.9999999999999992
funny, but not funny enough
almost there,
but there is no such thing as a perfect joke,
there is no joke everyone in the world thinks is funny
show me that and you get a 200.
i'm kidding, nice one
2007-09-20 12:06:59 · answer #10 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋