How do you confuse an Essex Bloke?
Put him in a round room, then tell him to go sit in the corner!!
2007-09-20 11:30:30 · 9 answers · asked by Lisa T 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Excellent Lisa...Knew you had another one somewhere.
2007-09-20 11:57:37 · answer #1 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q: What does an Essex girl say when you blow in her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!" Q: Why do Essex girls drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. Q: What's the difference between the Blackpool tower and an Essex girl? A: Not everybody's been up the Blackpool tower. Q: What did the Essex girl say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?" Q: Why did the Essex girl scale the glass wall? A: To see what was on the other side. Q: What do you do when an Essex girl throws a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. Q: Why do Essex girls take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. Q: Why did the Essex girl stop using the pill? A: Because it kept falling out. Q: If an Essex girl and a brick are thrown off a building, which hits the ground first? A: The brick. The Essex girl has to stop to ask for directions. Q: How do Essex girls turn the light on after sex ? A: She opens the car door. Q: What is the difference between butter and an Essex girl? A: Butter is difficult to spread. Q: What do a bowling ball and an Essex girl have in common? A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. Q: What is the difference between an Essex girl and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". Q: What's the first thing an Essex girl does in the morning? A: Walks home. Q: What's the first thing an Essex girl does after sex? A: Opens the car door.
2016-05-19 06:07:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny but i think youve change it from an essex girl joke, cuz theres loads of them goin about but never heard of an essex bloke joke
2007-09-20 11:41:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
and he did
silly burger
How do you confuse an Essex
Girl
say hello how are you
2 questions at once
will even confuse me
2007-09-20 23:46:31 · answer #4 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if he`s from essex he will probably find one .lol
2007-09-20 22:30:33 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny!
2007-09-20 11:38:51 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i heard a different version of that one before, but it was a blond joke.
2007-09-20 11:43:21 · answer #7 · answered by alex301mi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny
2007-09-20 11:34:45 · answer #8 · answered by erika h 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lololololololol=))
2007-09-20 11:44:28 · answer #9 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋