What does an Essex girl use for protection during sex?
A bus shelter.
2007-09-20 11:19:03 · 10 answers · asked by Crackerjack 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Getting some good answers tonight.
Lisa T...love the joke,got anymore?
2007-09-20 11:32:20 · update #1
What does an Essex girl do with her arsehole after sex?
She takes him back up the pub!!
Come on guys my joke is better, a few thumbs up should be granted!!
2007-09-20 11:24:24 · answer #1 · answered by Lisa T 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
A essex girl is sat at home entertaining her parents who have come round to congratulate her on the birth of their first grandchild.
"So, when can we see the baby?" Asks the grandmother.
"In a little while" She replies.
Some time passes. The grandparents are looking quite anxious at this point.
"So, when can we see the baby?" Asks the grandfather.
"When the baby starts crying." she replies
The grandparents turn to look at each other, a little perplexed and ask, "Why do we have to wait until she starts crying?!"
essex girl snaps back, "Because I put her down somewhere this morning and I can't remember where she is!"
2007-09-20 12:17:00 · answer #2 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How do you get an essex girl to laugh at your joke on saturday?Tell it to her on friday.
2007-09-20 11:23:41 · answer #3 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Very good-- well I supose you heard this one but Ill try anyway-
Whats an Essex girls favorite wine
"I wanna go to Lakeside"
2007-09-20 11:22:39 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Wicked.
2007-09-20 11:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by angler 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-20 13:38:17 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a pair of marigold gloves that way she can do a few without overspending..
2007-09-20 11:22:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you got a smirk out of me for that one
2007-09-20 11:23:14 · answer #8 · answered by raptureinkisses 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha have a star
2007-09-20 11:21:28 · answer #9 · answered by Jezabel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lots of laugh!
2007-09-20 11:21:59 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋