An attractive blonde from Dublin arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely nude". With that, she stripped, rolled the dice and yelled, "Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down and squealed..."YES!
YES! I WON, I WON!" She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her clothes and quickly departed.The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."
MORAL OF THE STORY -Not all Irish are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men
2007-09-20 10:58:03 · 6 answers · asked by ǝuoʎʞɔɐʍ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL thats cute! i like the moral....different take on stuff...not that i know anything about irish ppls smartness....lol
2007-09-20 11:47:02 · answer #1 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-20 13:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nice pair
of sixes.lol
2007-09-20 11:01:58 · answer #3 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
thumbs up bro!!!
2007-09-20 11:56:03 · answer #4 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg nice!!!!!!!!funny!!!!! awesome i swear the god
2007-09-20 11:59:12 · answer #5 · answered by Soap 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:(
2007-09-20 11:08:42 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋