2007-09-20 10:29:59 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
no such thing
2007-09-20 10:33:00 · answer #1 · answered by \\\ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good lawyer has a fancy office and lots of clients.
A bad lawyer has the cell next to yours.
2007-09-21 13:21:22 · answer #2 · answered by nycguy10002 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A bad lawyer can let a case drag out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.
2007-09-20 17:39:59 · answer #3 · answered by 12BNBDA 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Three burglars mistakenly broke into a building where three lawyers were holding a late meeting - and the lawyers gave them a fight for their lives.
The burglars were only too happy to get away at all. Afterwards, one exhausted burglar said, "Hell, it ain't so bad - at least we got away with £50 between us."
Their leader screamed: "Dammit. I told you to stay away from damned lawyers. We had over £400 when we broke in!"
2007-09-20 19:27:16 · answer #4 · answered by daffydd max 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bad lawyer is still breathing.lol
2007-09-20 17:58:29 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the bad lawyer is more successful, has more clients and earns more money than the good lawyer
2007-09-20 17:54:34 · answer #6 · answered by polldiva 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A good lawyer is a dead lawyer
2007-09-20 17:33:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
About a £100 an hour
2007-09-20 17:35:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
there is no such thing as a good lawyer!
there are only well paid lawyers and not so well paid lawyers
2007-09-21 09:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by Nova 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 30 fathoms
2007-09-21 06:25:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
About £500 an hour
2007-09-20 17:48:09 · answer #11 · answered by Smart_Guy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋