Three guys arrive at the gates of Heaven and are greeted by St. Peter. He says to the first man: "Jaime, have you been a good person?"
Jaime replies: "Yes, I've led a truly enlightening :) life, and I've never been unfaithful to my wife." So St. Peter gives him a Rolls Royce car to aid his travels in Heaven.
Then St. Peter asks the second man, Cracker Jack, if he's led a good life. Jack replies: "Well, mostly I've been honest and caring, but I have been unfaithful to my wife once."
"Very well," replies St.Peter. "You may have a Ford Fiesta."
He goes to the third man, Smila, and asks him the same question, to which Smila replies: "Well, no, I've stolen from my loved ones, and I've not been faithful to my wife for more than a week." so St.Peter gives Smila a bicycle.
A few days later, Jack & Smila pass Jaime, who's in his gleaming Rolls Royce, sobbing his heart out. Smila asks him, "What's the matter? If I had your car I'd be the happiest man here!!"
2007-09-20 10:24:33 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
"I was," he replies, "but I've just seen my wife, and she was on roller-skates."
2007-09-20 10:25:10 · update #1
Now that's a good one girl!!!
Star for you!
nfd♥
2007-09-25 05:51:37 · answer #1 · answered by fishineasy™ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2016-05-19 05:13:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!
2007-09-26 09:08:42 · answer #3 · answered by EDGIE 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one...At least I got the Fiesta;could have been worse,I could have ended up with a pogo stick.lol
2007-09-20 10:51:52 · answer #4 · answered by Crackerjack 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
i am crap a telling jokes but never the less i told my other half this fabulous joke and he has just spat his tea (by accident) on the floor have a * on us both
2007-09-25 05:11:04 · answer #5 · answered by shining example 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Like it
2007-09-20 10:27:53 · answer #6 · answered by spiegy2000 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I soooooooooooooo wanna have roller skates:))
2007-09-20 13:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Welshchick 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
haha nice, here's a star
2007-09-27 16:10:36 · answer #8 · answered by Nicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like it.
It's very funny.
2007-09-28 07:42:45 · answer #9 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol!
2007-09-25 04:33:01 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋