So, there is a chinese man who had just moved to the us to be with his family.he didn't speak any English, so his family got him a portable tv. he was downtown one day and was flipping through the channels. on one channel there was a woman singing "mi mi mi mi mi!" on the food channel, there was a lady saying " I eat my stak with a fork and knife of course!" on sprout a little girl said "she stole my lolly pop!" on nickelodeon spongebob said "bring it on tubby!" and on another channel a glade commercial it said "plug it in, plug it in." then a poice officer said to the man " we are looking for someone who murdered a woman. do you know who did it?" not knowing what he was doing becaus ehe couldn't understand him, simply coppied what the tv said. "mi mi mi mi mi!" the officer said "YOU DID!?! well then how did you kill her?" the man said "with a fork and a knife of course!" the officer said "why did you kill her?" still blissfully unaware of what he was saying
2007-09-20 10:09:35 · 8 answers · asked by julia❀✿ 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the man said "she stole my lolly pop!" the officer said"well you are going to have to go to the station to answer some questions." the man said "bring it on tubby!" then the officer said "how would you like to go for a swing in th electic chair?" the last thing he said was "plug it in, plug it in!"
2007-09-20 10:15:27 · update #1
lol thats funny! and, dude, its not that hard to understand. lol idk how "he didn't speak any English, so his family got him a portable tv" rly makes sense...is getting a portable tv the usual thing to do in these cases? lol i just had to say that. i remember hearng another one like that long time back but UGH cant remember how it goes...its like 3 bros and one can only say ME!ME! one only says W/ FORKS AND KNIVES and the punch line one...i forget...hehe
2007-09-20 10:19:40 · answer #1 · answered by whydoesitcrysmeagol 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Nice to find you on top form today. Have a star.
2007-09-20 20:11:45 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
lol poor dude tho well 7/10
2007-09-20 10:24:41 · answer #3 · answered by OMOTAYO.A. A 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It's clever. With paragraphs and punctuation, it would make it a lot easier to read.
2007-09-20 10:23:59 · answer #4 · answered by Precious 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
idont get itbut thatsglade
2007-09-20 10:14:29 · answer #5 · answered by =]Ar!3l=] 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That's good, much better than "Why did the chicken cross the road?"!!!!!!
funny.
2007-09-20 10:25:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
what's the rest of a joke?
2007-09-20 10:14:11 · answer #7 · answered by Abby Paige~BABY BRO DUE IN JAN!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm sort of funny :)
i smiled
2007-09-20 10:18:05 · answer #8 · answered by raerae 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋