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he gets to the corner, and bumps smack into Keith Richards, who was running along in the other side of the flats.

Which one falls over first?

2007-09-20 10:08:35 · 15 answers · asked by Buzzard 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

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Neither....Lemmy would just do that strange arm thing people do when they are walking through a spider web and Keith would turn to dust on impact.

2007-09-28 04:48:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Neither, because of this.

Keith is of Stones fame and Lemmy ( who is lead singer of Motorhead and only has the single "The ace of spades" as his claim to fame) is a heavy metal god and rocker king.

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Lemmy takes the smack back off Keith and then they both sit down and enjoy a really cool conversation about all those years on the road, the groupies and the alcohol fuelled life styles of rockstars. Until they are done.

2007-09-27 18:55:07 · answer #2 · answered by Glen nelg 2 · 0 1

Who's Lemmy? Keith Richards is a Rolling Stone, right? So, Keith Richards wouldn't fall over, he would just become a Rolling Stone and roll away, right? I don't get it.

2007-09-20 17:25:36 · answer #3 · answered by Precious 7 · 1 0

Lemmy

2007-09-26 10:52:04 · answer #4 · answered by Ollie 7 · 0 0

now thats funny keith richards running,keep off the grass keith

2007-09-24 17:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 2 0

They both fall back from the force of the running.

2007-09-28 12:18:54 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

This is apparently one of those where the asker doesn't answer, so I'll just say Keith and take my two points.

2007-09-27 02:26:29 · answer #7 · answered by heebus_jeebus 7 · 0 0

a rolling stone gathers no moss.Lemmy.

2007-09-27 18:13:40 · answer #8 · answered by country bumpkin [sheep nurse] 7 · 0 0

Lemmy is GOD.

2007-09-28 10:40:04 · answer #9 · answered by Green Dot On Helmet 4 · 0 0

tell me

2007-09-24 00:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by R.F.C. FOREVER 2 · 0 0

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