2007-09-20 08:50:29 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Only one: immediate gratification that lures lazy people into sin.
2007-09-20 08:55:20 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 1⤊ 5⤋
He plays better on grass, and he has a superior backhand. However, I still think God takes the match, since he's got a devastating serve and he moves around the court much better. Should be a good one, though. Back to you in the studio, Dave.
2007-09-20 16:06:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Better music
24/7 BBQs!
He's allowed to smoke.
Better dress sense
No need for sandals
Plus, when the time comes, he can chase Fred Phelps around with a pointy stick
2007-09-21 10:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by . 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you're a creationalist, you believe the devil created the world, not God, as God would not create something so imperfect and obviously deceitful.
2007-09-20 15:55:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Well, for starters he's got rockin' 86 Trans Am. It's the reason for all god's covet laws..
2007-09-20 15:57:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
Morality.
2007-09-20 15:55:41 · answer #6 · answered by KC 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Since he exists on a lesser plane of non-existence he is closer to the plane of existence?
I'm just guessing.
2007-09-20 16:00:21 · answer #7 · answered by NONAME 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Atheist virgins.
2007-09-20 16:02:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Devil isn't a mass murderer.
2007-09-20 15:55:37 · answer #9 · answered by The Return Of Sexy Thor 5 · 5⤊ 1⤋
To interact directly in any way or means.
God's interaction is limited, by choice.
God leaves Job to his own devices while Satan plays a more active role and taunts God in the process.
2007-09-20 15:56:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋
A much keener fashion sense.
2007-09-20 15:55:38 · answer #11 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋