I just moved into some new apartments a few weeks ago. This is a conversation that I had with one of the strippers, that lives in my complex, on Sunday:
Stripper: *hands me a flyer* Hey, come see me dance at (club's name). My name's Penny.
Me: *looking at flyer* This is warm...
Stripper: Oh, I made these myself on my computer!
Me: *looking at flyer again, at the happy hour hours* Ay, how do you abbreviate 'until'?
Stripper: T-I-L-L, why?
Me: So there are 2 L's in 'until' now?
Stripper: No, but that's how you shorten it, right?
Me: Only if you didn't make it past 5th grade. Thanks for this *holding up flyer*
Stripper: I just... you're a f-ckin jerk. *walks away*
I'm gonna love this place.
2007-09-20 08:22:38 · 29 answers · asked by Brandon's been a dirty Hore 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Tricia: Totally!
HC: Yeah, I know, but they're just so damned easy to mess with.
Geezah: F'in awesome.
AAQE: I'm pretty sure that wasn't my intention - she looked like she's possibly had VD several times over.
BH: In this case, you are correct, sir.
HM: Right you are; I am familiar with the 'champagne room' myself. What a magical place.
Endpov: The club she dances in blows, anyway. I like my lapdances to be high-end, nawmean?
Barrel: I'm more of a leg guy, actually. But boobs are nice. I like them much.
Jett: Your turn to buy the beer, dude.
Lost: Indeeeeeeed.
Matty: You bring up a tremendous point, sir. She could have been the ugly one in her group of friends, hmmmm. I will meditate on this...
2007-09-20 08:59:45 · update #1
the way I see it, the only sin you committed was f'ing up the one good chance you had of having some regular freaky encounters with your hot (I'm assuming) neighbor who would probably introduce you to a few hot friends...
I don't think you are gonna love it as much as you COULD have.
2007-09-20 08:31:20 · answer #1 · answered by matty 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dive bar, hell, it's the same thing, right? So, yea maybe in a way, you're a gonna go to hell, lol, if you're not already there. And trying to correct the grammar of a stripper, yea right?!?!? Are you an English teacher or something? When and if you go the "club", see if you can apologize to this stripper, so that she'll talk to you again and not give you dirty looks. That should at least make for another interesting conversation.
In any case, have fun, play safe.
2007-09-20 15:28:43 · answer #2 · answered by endpov 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hopefully you weren't trying to pick her up. If you were interested you would have said, "gee, how creative you are for making this flyer!" Women want to hear positive things about themselves, so if you weren't interested then it doesn't matter. If you like a woman, don't bring out negative traits about her...... just say positive things even if you're just lying out your ***! By the way..... till and till are both acceptable abbreviations for "until."
2007-09-20 15:37:36 · answer #3 · answered by Kamy 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yes, please go to Hell. Don't badger the poor girl she has to do something to make a living. She probably might make more than you on a good night too. So I would not laugh. She isn't on the street is she? So she probably is doing pretty well I would say. You better apologize because you never know when you locked out of your apartment on a cold rainy day that she might be there to buzz you in so be nice.
2007-09-20 15:34:25 · answer #4 · answered by Vivianna 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I don't think that's bad enough to get you into hell, but maybe you should be a little friendlier. I'm sure you know that people don't like their mistakes to be pointed out in such a rude manner. Next time some constructive criticism would be nice.
2007-09-20 15:30:58 · answer #5 · answered by JeenaBlahBlahBlah 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2007-09-20 15:25:46 · answer #6 · answered by corvuequis 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, she's not a stripper because she has degree from, well... probably not even High School.
And if that sends you to Hell, I'll be right there with you.
2007-09-20 15:30:57 · answer #7 · answered by nomad 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
No you are not going to hell but you just lost your chance to score one with a stripper
2007-09-20 15:27:14 · answer #8 · answered by Imagine No Religion 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
She walked away!!? Never hit ya a belt!? Honestly, strippers are getting so less confrontational these days!! Sheessh!
2007-09-20 15:25:53 · answer #9 · answered by TriciaG28 (Bean na h-Éireann) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yes
2007-09-20 15:29:01 · answer #10 · answered by Sam 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋