Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
HUGE
black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him looks down and says:
"7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound testicles, Turner
Brown."
The white man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says:
"What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "Wha t EXACTLY did you say to me?"
The big dude says: "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give
you
the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet
tall, I
weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my testicles weigh 3 pounds
each, and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says: "Turner Brown?!...Sweet Jesus, I thought you said,
"Turn
around."
2007-09-20 07:01:06 · 14 answers · asked by Roxy 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious! Little man thought he was gonna play a part in some elevator boom-boom.
2007-09-20 07:16:41 · answer #1 · answered by L8bird 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-09 13:08:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one! Something very Pulp Fiction-esque about this one. Bring out the Gimp for Zed!
2007-09-20 07:11:49 · answer #3 · answered by Chun M 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lmao that's cute.
7/10
2007-09-20 07:27:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Stars for you. Good joke!
2007-09-20 07:09:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Really cute
2007-09-21 03:24:12 · answer #6 · answered by nick k 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahhaha good one have a wee star
2007-09-20 07:34:04 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats gonna hurt
2007-09-20 08:47:03 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it can be also be Ben Dover|(Bend Over).star for you
2007-09-20 07:27:20 · answer #9 · answered by Christine$hotbabe 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.
gr8 one.
thanks for sharing.
2007-09-20 07:21:38 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋