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For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says,

'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
intellectual way.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt.

Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of
Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull
Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a
high school dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then
known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,

And they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named
Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six chidren, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were
inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-
Happens nuptials.

The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world.

He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa
Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct
them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

2007-09-20 06:41:24 · 27 answers · asked by Frank Heyes 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

LMAO

2007-09-20 08:03:54 · answer #1 · answered by Anime girl 1 · 0 0

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt.
They had one son, Jack. In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The Deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents objection, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.
After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were still living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.

Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.
The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens Wedding.
The Schitt-Happens children were Daawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", You can correct them!

2007-09-23 02:56:43 · answer #2 · answered by steve j 4 · 0 0

nicely, Jack Schmitt became the subsequent to very final guy to stroll on the moon. between the terrific. He became the only scientist to ever flow to the moon. He became a geologist and in case you have ever undemanding a geologist they're loopy. somewhat on a similar time as they're experiencing rock fever.

2016-10-09 13:07:13 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0 0

Funny!

2007-09-20 07:02:03 · answer #4 · answered by Cookie_Monster_UK 5 · 1 0

your so full of SCHeming schitt
i was actually believing you
in fact i am not sure now if your telling the truth or not
gonna sit on the toilet and ponder this one

2007-09-20 06:54:05 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1 0

I am so happy that I know that now....... I think that may be one of the funniest things that I have heard recently

2007-09-20 07:15:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Good 1, dude! Have yet another star.

2007-09-20 07:40:10 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Thanks, I love being in the know!!! I can really tell everyone that I know all about Schitt!

2007-09-20 07:00:27 · answer #8 · answered by njoy1boi 2 · 1 0

OMG! This is so educational and interesting! I was laughing all through reading it! You get a STAR****

2007-09-20 06:51:57 · answer #9 · answered by lala girl 4 · 1 0

Frank I see just how much you liked this one here huh?!!!! Good I am glad!!! i thought you might.cheers

2007-09-20 08:48:39 · answer #10 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0 0

Funny, but saw it on a t-shirt years ago...

2007-09-20 07:21:25 · answer #11 · answered by Mrs.10/18/08 4 · 0 0

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