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2007-09-20 06:28:38 · 16 answers · asked by ash tray 1 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

let us know how hes doing, something!

2007-09-20 06:28:57 · update #1

if i was to be a christian, i would probably be a mormon. makes more sense, if any sense is to be made of the fables

2007-09-20 08:17:12 · update #2

16 answers

He does. Why don't you ever pick up?

2007-09-20 06:31:59 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 1 1

According to the apostol Paul,Jesus is our lord. Meaning: We are His slaves. Just beacuse the bible says that he's the first born of all created,it does not make us his family. He's still our "god" Now With that out of the way,let me explain why you'll never get a phone call from your master. First of all, sound does not travel trhough outer space. Second,He's aeons of light years away. Third,He knew he was going very far so he left a couple legions of angels behind and he also left his holy spirit. According to Paul,the holy spirit will help you understand why and the how behind everything you believe. The holy spirit is also supposed to help you with sin(e.g. lying,hating,masturbating,etc). But it is not supposed to make you an automaton,it is there to motivate you and give you advice. The moment you **** up,it will leave you faster than it did Samson the moment he touched Delilah. I hope this answered your question. If not then you need an easier religion. Try christianism for dummies.

2007-09-20 13:45:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Hmmm. I'll bite on this bait.

Jesus isn't my brother. He is the LORD GOD incarnate.

A Mormon (LDS) would say he is their brother in eternal progression.

Are you Mormon?

2007-09-20 13:36:24 · answer #3 · answered by Wrenched 7 · 0 0

He calls...to our heart. Only those who are saved or convicted by the Holy Spirit can hear His call. He has called me to be a preacher's wife and many others have heard His call too.

2007-09-20 13:33:15 · answer #4 · answered by ~Living4HIM~ 4 · 0 1

Jesus is always calling, you never answer the call, check you batteries in your phone and clean out your ears and your heart and he will be there for you always.

2007-09-20 13:32:37 · answer #5 · answered by nocateman 5 · 0 1

My sister lives in Dallas, and I live in Orlando. She never calls me. She continues to be my sister.

2007-09-20 13:32:57 · answer #6 · answered by Aaron W 2 · 0 0

He calls from a blocked number... or sometimes unavailble.

2007-09-20 13:33:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sugar 5 · 0 0

He called me yesterday. He told me he doesn't grant wishes and it kind of bothers him when people think of him as a genie.

2007-09-20 13:33:46 · answer #8 · answered by Dr. Obvious 4 · 0 1

And if we're all God's children, what's so special about Jesus?

2007-09-20 13:32:47 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

It's not that Jesus doesn't call - it's that YOU choose not to answer.

Next time don't be such a smarty-pants troll.

2007-09-20 13:32:13 · answer #10 · answered by Barbara B 7 · 1 1

Yeah my brother doesn't call me either.

2007-09-20 13:37:45 · answer #11 · answered by Yep 2 · 0 0

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