2007-09-20 04:07:38 · 24 answers · asked by colin050659 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oooo-oooo-oooo I KNOW ! I KNOW ! OJ Simpson. Ten points please !
2007-09-20 04:11:46 · answer #1 · answered by WooleyBooley again 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road??? One, just so he could get to the other side. I have to say that is the worst joke i have ever heard!!! I mean why would a chicken just cross a rode without a purpose???
2007-09-20 11:12:30 · answer #2 · answered by Jaimjaim 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I agree with George Bush but the question would then be what is the cruelest joke in the world? George Bush is President.
2007-09-20 11:30:05 · answer #3 · answered by SGT V 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are two actually;
1. Why did the chicken cross the road?
2. Is your cup half full or half empty?
2007-09-20 11:30:07 · answer #4 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the rd??
2 get to the other side!!
booo so crap!!
how did the chewing gum cross the road??
Because it was stuck to the Chickens foot ??
lol even worse
2007-09-20 11:12:38 · answer #5 · answered by izz it izz it wickid 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Why did the chicken cross the road...
that has to be the worst its not funny!
2007-09-20 11:10:43 · answer #6 · answered by Beth L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Anything that isn't funny. I was watching "The Kingdom" last night. Several people laughed at things I didn't think were funny. I mean, come on! How is terrorism funny?
2007-09-20 16:24:32 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Celebrity Hotline♥ (Thumbs up!) 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing.....you've already told her twice.
AND as a group......Dead Baby Jokes
2007-09-20 11:31:13 · answer #8 · answered by slimred62 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What has 4 legs and flies? a flying cat.....
A little squirt told me that joke, i laughed at how incredibly UNfunny it was....he took it the wrong way....
2007-09-20 11:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by Armand P 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two aerials got married, the ceremony wasn't up to much but the reception was excellent. (groan)
2007-09-20 11:38:07 · answer #10 · answered by Quizard 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ?
Because it was dead !
Then, why did the pigeon fall out of the tree?
Coz it was stapled to the monkey !!
2007-09-20 13:32:44 · answer #11 · answered by george d 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋