Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next."
They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
2007-09-20 04:01:02 · 31 answers · asked by Greybeard 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That is surely what getting your own back means. Oh Ive just choked on the cig smoke, im better now.
2007-09-20 04:18:58 · answer #1 · answered by D 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A man joins a big corporate empire as a trainee
On his very first day of work, he dials an extension and shouts into the phone “GET ME A COFFEE, QUICKLY!”
The voice from the other side responded “you fool! You have dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you’re talking to?”
“No,” replied the trainee.
“I’m the CEO of the company!”
The trainee shouts back, “And do you know who you’re talking to?!”
“No,” replied the CEO indignantly.
“Good!” replied the trainee, who put down the phone.
2007-09-20 05:16:04 · answer #2 · answered by cockster 2 · 3⤊ 1⤋
It's an oldie but still funny and I've used it on three occasions - it's a good job the old's in my family have a great sense of humour
2007-09-20 04:10:23 · answer #3 · answered by spyderblade 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
your jokes top the charts=D
Thanks once more for a smile and a good laugh:)
Rags37:):)
I would like to give you more than just one star but it won't let me do so:(
2007-09-21 02:39:51 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
the old ones are the best :D like this
2007-09-20 04:08:17 · answer #5 · answered by octafbr 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oooh, that's a smashing one, worth a wee star!!!
2007-09-20 04:06:11 · answer #6 · answered by Angela M 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you are a 1.lol
2007-09-20 05:21:08 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Lol!
Suckers!!!
2007-09-20 04:18:08 · answer #8 · answered by Poppy 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Thats ACE! Love it. More jokes now please!...lol
^^
2007-09-20 04:09:10 · answer #9 · answered by Beth L 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not bad
have heard better , but still not to shabby
gave me a smile anyway
all the best
Ian :)
2007-09-20 04:04:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋