Some idiot in the year above my brother at school (he's 14) gave him some 'great' advice about how to masturbate without using your hands. The technique he shared involved lube, a desk fan, bubble wrap and some parcel tape. The resulting experiment by my brother was uncovered (by my mother no less) when he screamed after it nearly ripped his genitals off.
The guy who gave him this advice obviously thought he wasn't gullible enough to do it, but my brother is currently in a hospital bed being administered morphine for the pain.
How the hell do i teach this idiot (the guy who gave him the advice, as opposed to the idiot of a brother who actually did it) a lesson that'll stick without getting arrested?
Please advise.
Oh, and feel free to laugh, because once we were all sure he was going to be okay, me and my dad did too.
2007-09-20 03:37:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
Bring him to the hospital.
2007-09-20 04:28:15 · answer #1 · answered by talondora 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Well, frankly, since this guy didn't FORCE him to do it, you really can't do anything. Your brother is an idiot, and that's not the other guy's fault. Besides, do you really want everyone else to know your brother's an idiot, too? That's what will happen if you make a big deal out of this.
2007-09-20 11:11:59 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I didnt laugh
this is not funny
and im sure it was painful
ask God to give you a verse and pray about it.Talk to the childs parents.
2007-09-20 10:48:05 · answer #3 · answered by dcrc93 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Get your parents to talk to the school principal to talk to the kid about what he did.
DON'T DO ANYTHING to that kid.
2007-09-20 12:58:17 · answer #4 · answered by Terri 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋