Favorite Food
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
Method used to end undesirable behavior
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property
D: dog not found
C: file not found
Favorite trick
D: roll over
C: play dead
Comic-page hero
D: Dogbert
C: Dilbert
Fun way to mess with their heads
D: peanut butter on roof of mouth
C: peanut butter in CD-ROM drive
Consequence of virus
D: replace valuable carpeting
C: replace valuable data
Widely ignored government mandate
D: leash law
C: Communications Decency Act
Waste disposal tool
D: pooper-scooper
C: uninstaller (necessary only on Win-tel machines!)
Sensitive internal procedures
D: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
C: may be undertaken by that guy at work who fixed "one kind-of like this" once
Method of marking territory
D: lifting leg
C: "Designed for Windows '98"
Unique behavior
D: lick and drag
C: click-and-drag
Inexplicable physical feature
D: dewclaw
C: scroll lock key
Estimated lifespan
D: 12 years
C: 12 months
At end of useful life
D: euthanasia
C: tax deduction
2007-09-20 03:20:09 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one
2007-09-20 03:26:43 · answer #1 · answered by ravish2006 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-09-28 06:22:06 · answer #2 · answered by R 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like comparison jokes.
Good job.
2007-09-27 16:46:37 · answer #3 · answered by candle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very good!
2007-09-20 10:28:53 · answer #4 · answered by ♪ Pamela ♫ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
And , at certain times (like now ) both are good for a laugh ! !
Thanks , a good effort ...I esp liked 'Inexplicable feature !'
2007-09-28 07:11:10 · answer #5 · answered by yjnt 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
manageable
2007-09-20 10:31:34 · answer #6 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, you can have a star for that,, not bad.
2007-09-20 10:40:30 · answer #7 · answered by Bio Hazard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one...Lol
2007-09-27 22:28:55 · answer #8 · answered by Eve 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-09-20 17:45:17 · answer #9 · answered by julia❀✿ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol too funny, have a star!
2007-09-20 10:28:06 · answer #10 · answered by ~brandy~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋