Lock em up with some of their furry relatives for a while at the local zoo. "I think he's changing!" .... "nah he's just doing #2"!
^^
2007-09-20 02:26:51 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
C'mon it was a joke you!
You guys get to have all the fun but we can't have any eh?
See how you misunderstand Christianity?
2007-09-20 02:36:19 · update #1
Try the simple approach, present some evidence.
2007-09-20 02:29:57 · answer #1 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 4⤊ 3⤋
I have furry relatives... but they don't work at the zoo...
As to evolution... just because I believe we evolved and are just animals... like the rest of the animals in nature, and don't believe in creation...
I am much more closely related to you and other humans than any animal alive today. So, if you are suggesting that I put in a cage with furry, Bible-thumpers to change me... just not sure it would work...
Going to seminary for 4 years made me an atheist... being locked up with Bible-thumpers in a zoo cage may make me a cannibal.
2007-09-20 03:05:44 · answer #2 · answered by Don't Try This At Home 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A lobotomy might do the trick. I think I'd rather be locked up in that cage at the zoo than inside a church full of fundamentalists! Now that's scary!!
Make that 6, PAULO
2007-09-20 03:02:02 · answer #3 · answered by Boris Bumpley 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can never really convert an atheist.
You know the holy trinity, father, son, holy spirit; well the atheists don't even believe there is a God so how can you convert them?
lol@avatar.dmx
2007-09-20 02:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by allspiceglitter 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Actually, that would be a great opportunity for me to conduct some research and observe the lifestyle of apes. It would be very good indeed, so lock me up immediately! =D
edit: i do sincerely hope that you were going for some light-hearted humour. If so, then could you make it a little more apparent in future?
2007-09-20 02:30:17 · answer #5 · answered by SSejychan 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Here's three ideas...
1. Give him a pineapple and tell him how god created it so easy to eat....
2. Show him how well prayer works... you know, because all christians have wonderful lives, no problems, sickness, etc.
3. Gather up all the evidence of creationism and show it to him... shouldn't take too long, as it wouldn't fill a thimble.
2007-09-20 02:31:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
That wasn't very nice. I know that you thought that it was a joke, but many people do not see that. We cannot convert with this kind of thing. We must witness by example.
2007-09-20 02:46:27 · answer #7 · answered by biggestjesusfan, † Cat P.W. † 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Any attempt to alter another program will result in immediate deletion from the system.
Take two blue pills immediately.
2007-09-20 02:39:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Easy, you DON'T try to convert them.
Instead, you live and let live and at least try to understand that some people may not see the World through the same eyes that you do.
2007-09-20 02:31:20 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 1⤋
I am proud to have primates as a common ancestor, I cannot same I feel the same sense of pride as having you be a relative of my human race.
2007-09-20 02:31:45 · answer #10 · answered by nicelyevolve 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
do you really think evolution happens to a single individual? lmao!
thank you for revealing yet again that so many of your kind have no desire to learn anything, since your pastor has already told you that it's god that explains the gaps in your knowledge of the world.
2007-09-20 02:32:13 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋