An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society. All are keen to make an impression on their audience.
The Englishman goes first and to the surprise of his colleagues starts by rubbing first his chest and then his groin. When he finishes the Scotsman and Irishman ask him what he was doing.
Well" he explained" By rubbing my chest I indicated breasts and thus Ladies and by rubbing my groin I indicated balls and thus Gentlemen. So my speech started Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Scotsman thought to himself I'll go one better than that English bastard and started his speech by making an antler symbol with his fingers above his head before also rubbing his chest and his groin.
When he finished his colleagues asked what he was doing. "Well" he explained" By imitating antlers and then rubbing my chest and groin I was starting my speech by saying Dear Ladies and Gentlemen".
On his way up to the podium the Irishman thought to
2007-09-20 01:59:57 · 9 answers · asked by Joe H 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
himself I'll go one further than those mainland bastards and started his speech by making an antler symbol above his head, rubbing his chest, and then his groin, and then masturbating furiously.
When he finished his colleagues asked him what he was doing. "Well" he explained," by imitating antlers, rubbing my chest and then my groin and then masturbating I was starting my speech by saying -
Deer Ladies and Gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure......."
2007-09-20 02:00:17 · update #1
it was funny the first time,but funnier the second time,,,but it was HILARIOUS THE THIRD TIME!! SO DIRRTY!
2007-09-20 02:09:00 · answer #1 · answered by kathy N 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Had heard a different version b4, but still got a good laugh anyways, always comes out funny, haha.
2016-05-19 01:34:47 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it! funny stuff u cant beat a good englishman irishman scotsman joke!
2007-09-20 02:09:27 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Liked it, funny and a little dirty too.
2007-09-20 02:21:20 · answer #4 · answered by jstmeagain 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty funny i will have to remember that one
2007-09-20 02:50:22 · answer #5 · answered by ♥SaLz♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You got a start from me --- that was funny!!!
2007-09-20 02:07:53 · answer #6 · answered by butterfliesRfree 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious - I nearly fell off my chair now!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-09-20 02:07:53 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats sick - but freaking funny!!!!!!
2007-09-20 02:06:38 · answer #8 · answered by Timeflo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh!!! that's halarious.. but oh.. so naughty!!
oh my..
Brittany from Wyoming
2007-09-20 02:08:35 · answer #9 · answered by Brittany C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋