Even God Enjoys A Good Laugh...?

Question

There were 3 good arguments that Jesus was Black:
1. He called everyone brother.
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:
1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his Mother was sure He was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:
1. He talked with His hands.
2. He had wine with His meals.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:
1. He never cut His hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was an American Indian:
1. He was at peace with nature.
2. He ate a lot of fish.
3. He talked about the Great Spirit.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:
1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all - 3 proofs that Jesus was a WOMAN:
1. He fed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. And even when He was dead, He had to get up because there was work to do

AMEN

Spread God's love, may His light shine upon you, keep & protect you

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Cheers!

fickle 1: Please share it around. Morning to all and I hope you all have a great day! :-)

LOL @ el domingo: I really do love your sense of humour....

Answer 1

Mary ' The carpentry business is going down the tubes and we can't afford the rent'
Joseph ' If only we could find a way of making a prophet'

Answer 2

Not bad =] I Got two for you, Tell me what you think. Q: Whats grey and can't climb tree's? A: A Car park And a long one. A pregant woman was walking down a street, then all of a sudden! She was caught in a cross fire. Bullets everywhere, Unfortunalty.. the woman got shot 3 times in her stomach. After waking up in hospital, she asked if he babies are ok (She is excepting triplets) The doctor replies "yes, Thier fine, But.. i couldnt remove the bullets" "The bullets should pass through theier system as some point of their life" After the 3 days the mother had recovered and was sent home. 8 years later, after she gabe birth to her triplets her first child, a daughter came running up to her and said "Mummy! Mummy! i was having a pee and a bullet came out!" and so her mum told her the story which happened 8 years ago. A year and a half after this, her other child, another daughter. Came up to her and said "mum, mum! i was having a sh*t and a bullet came out, and so again, her mum told her about the story. 3 years after this incident, ther other child, a boy. Came running up to her and said " Mum! Mum! i was having a W*nk and i shot the dog!"

Answer 3

A man said to God, "Is it true that for you a thousand years is like a second and a million dollars is like a penny? God said "Yes that's true" The man said "Well In that case could you give me a penny?"God said "Sure, just a second"

Answer 4

Interesting post. The thing I like about God is that he's often sarcastic, which is funny to me. At one point when Moses is complaining to him, God says, "Is the arm of the Lord too short? " Clearly God didn't think his arm was short, but he had a sense of humor and was able to express it perfectly, which is funny to me.

Answer 5

And may God Bless you and keep you and your family until he is ready for you to return.

Love Ya Babe
xoxo

Answer 6

Hilarious. :3 Got me laughing, have a star.

Answer 7

That was great a star for you

Answer 8

hehe - i like the "even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was work to do" - so true.
thanks for the laugh!
have a good day!

Answer 9

Amen to that! Mind if I share it...'cause that was awesome?!! Thank you for the good laugh this morning and thanks for the kind words...same to you sweetheart! =D

Answer 10

HI!