http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20070919/tod-us-justice-religion-offbeat-f62056d_1.html
Seriously I know we hung a monkey for being a French man during the Napoleonic War here in England and that was stupid.
But does this take the biscuit for silly lawsuits?
Does it also imply if a court finds God responsible for these crimes, then Satan is innocent?
2007-09-20 00:51:57 · 21 answers · asked by Link strikes back 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Sorry I have been away for some days, didn't realise this was the new "Why are there monkeys?"
Apologies.
2007-09-20 00:57:02 · update #1
Satan is a defeated foe already....
He lost 2000 years ago at the cross.
Stupid people.........
2007-09-20 00:54:42 · answer #1 · answered by primoa1970 7 · 4⤊ 8⤋
I think it's about time a court actually tried to hold God liable for his many crimes. If you believe The Bible is the word of God,then he has admitted to the murders of millions,to Genocide,Torture and many more crimes,has he not? Obviously God would not appear in court,and so would have to be tried in absentia,or a summary judgement could be given based on his failure to appear. Either is fine by me.
Although the only reason Ernie Chambers filed this lawsuit in Nebraska,was to make a statement about frivelous lawsuits.Personally I don't care one way or the other,because the "crimes" of God are mostly myth in reality. We all know that rationally,he didn't flood the earth,or wipe out entire cities with fire,or plague the nation of Egypt,etc. But if you believe in God then you should support this case,because if you actually believe that God did what the Bible says then God is a Genocidal lunatic who should be held liable for his crimes.
Jack
2007-09-20 08:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
God is Satan's mafia 'godfather', the red one doesn't make a move without permission.
how can you have free will if he knows what you are going to do before you do it? So a few more lawsuits should be brought for every crime committed.
2007-09-20 10:28:43 · answer #3 · answered by numbnuts222 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes, but the guy filed the lawsuit to show how easy it is to file a frivolous lawsuit in America. He's not actually trying to sue God.
2007-09-20 07:59:08 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
Satan was crucified 2000 years ago?... Now I understand the Church and the Crusades, Holy Inquisition, Witch Hunting...
2007-09-20 08:03:55 · answer #5 · answered by CiberNauta 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow you find the craziest things ,
I am honestly speachless, because for one thing, who could or would try an SUE GOD
and the worst part is its TRUE??
Speachless.
And If GOD is Found Guilty, I really Don't Know IF Satan is Innocent, Since they are interconnected Right.
Unbelieveable.
Meg
2007-09-20 08:07:31 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
This Lawsuit isn't being done seriously. The guy who has done this was doing it to show how stupid some lawsuits are.
2007-09-20 09:16:48 · answer #7 · answered by Belladona Spear 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Its being done to highlight silly lawsuits - that's the whole point ! No-one is actually TRYING to sue God. Read the story.
2007-09-20 07:55:09 · answer #8 · answered by Well, said Alberto 6 · 7⤊ 1⤋
God loves a good laugh, too. He will have them in derision who consider Him to be frivolous. God bless
2007-09-20 08:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by spiritwoman343 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is innocent until found guilty in the Court of Law and
Satan is bound guilty of crimes against
humanity
2007-09-20 08:04:04 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Stop! Stop & think for just a minute please.
If we all could just pretend for just a moment that we have never believed in God(s) or the devil, who would we blame for all that has happened in the past, present, or future?
Just give it a shot & try!
If you have done this then you know where all the blame lies-right at our feet.
I happen to believe in God & don't blame him for our own mistakes.
2007-09-20 07:59:56 · answer #11 · answered by dragon 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋