jesus and mary were walking through jerusalam when jesus seen an angry mob adout to stone a woman. he quickly rushes to the front of the crowd and asks "why are you stoning this woman" the crowd repley "shes a hore, prostitute, slag, stone her." jesus quietens the crowd and then asks, "if anyone here is pure and a virgin in mind and sole then let them throw the first stone." all of a sudden a huge brick flies through the crowd and hits the woman smack bang on the head and kills her. the mob goes wild and jesus walks off to mary at the back of the crowd and says "mother sometimes you really p*ss me off !"
2007-09-19 22:03:44 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha lol
2007-09-19 22:36:04 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
you have pork for brains, the Holy Spirit overshadowed Mary and Jesus isn't his own Father, he's God the SON. why do I even hardship, it particularly is obtrusive you do no longer desire solutions,you basically desire to mock some thing it particularly is helpful to a good number of folk.
2016-10-05 01:21:57 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jokes I see the Christians have already taken action
2007-09-20 07:12:45 · answer #3 · answered by Wally 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmfaopmpl funniest one Ive read today btw bowen an tink get a sense of humor
2007-09-19 23:28:10 · answer #4 · answered by Quinn 4 · 2⤊ 2⤋
heard it before but very funny
2007-09-23 02:45:51 · answer #5 · answered by steve j 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
here's another one
Mary was asked why she always looks so sad in paintings of her and Jesus
Mary replied "I wanted a girl !"
2007-09-19 22:15:47 · answer #6 · answered by ROXY 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Boo Hoo Bowen.
I think it was funny!
2007-09-19 22:15:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
bowen and tinkerbell obviously dont have a sense of humor cause that was pretty funny
2007-09-19 22:56:04 · answer #8 · answered by valysue 2 · 3⤊ 3⤋
haha
2007-09-23 17:33:49 · answer #9 · answered by R.F.C. FOREVER 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's not a good idea to make this kind of jokes about Jesus. I find it offensive.
I got a life. A good one. I would keep it that way.
Sense of humor....I don't think Jesus would have that same sense of humor ( I don't think He'd laugh at this one)... am glad I don't have your kind of sense of humor. Peace, fellows. Each to his own......Shalom
Don't misinterpret the star. It's not the joke that's interesting, it's the replies. I just marked this one so I can go back to this one and read on.
2007-09-19 22:12:28 · answer #10 · answered by bowen 6 · 5⤊ 7⤋
FUNNY THOUGH, but do stay away from JESUS jokes.
2007-09-19 23:47:45 · answer #11 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 2⤊ 2⤋