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I rear-ended a car this morning, on the way to work ....
I tell you, I knew right then and there that it was going to be a
REALLY bad day!

The driver got out of the other car, and wouldn't you know it!

He was a DWARF!!

He looked up at me and said, "I'm NOT fuc#ing happy!"

So I said, "Which fuc#ing one ARE you then?"


That's how the fight started....

2007-09-19 19:58:58 · 8 answers · asked by leolady0765 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

yeah, its only funny if ya 'get it'

2007-09-19 20:08:18 · update #1

8 answers

That was a bit rude of you but **** that's a funny come back!!!!

2007-09-19 20:21:27 · answer #1 · answered by TABKAB 2 · 1 0

OMG that was so funny, i got an erection.....wanna tell me another so I can finish the job, or should I just go to Carrot Top, since you are both not funny.

2007-09-20 03:02:35 · answer #2 · answered by Homedog McGee 1 · 2 0

i got it and yes it is funny.
thanks for sharing.
i have a 7 dwarfs joke, if you want to read it email me.
i'll be glad to forward it to you.

2007-09-20 04:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1 0

He must have been Grumpy!!

2007-09-20 03:30:11 · answer #4 · answered by Tellerofawesomejokes 3 · 1 0

grumpy

2007-09-20 10:34:04 · answer #5 · answered by VanFiyai 3 · 1 0

I hope Dopey kicked your butt!!

2007-09-20 03:04:58 · answer #6 · answered by ndcowboy 3 · 1 0

LOL! You made me cough!

2007-09-20 03:04:10 · answer #7 · answered by correrafan 7 · 0 0

!

2007-09-20 03:03:43 · answer #8 · answered by jimmybond 6 · 0 0

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