Help me!!! I can't figure out if my glass is half empty or half full!! How will I know?
2007-09-19 19:07:18 · 11 answers · asked by barkleydog 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
if you just poured it, it's half full. if it's been sitting a while, it's half empty...that's how i see it!!!!!! :)
2007-09-19 19:12:32 · answer #1 · answered by jazjam♥ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hope makes the difference! If you feel that you only have half left then it is almost empty. But if you realize that half a glass is much more than an empty one then you know it is part way full!
2007-09-20 02:13:20 · answer #2 · answered by dizzkat 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
if there are a lot of water marks on one side of the glass, it probably means someone poured out some of the water, making the glass half empty. If there are little speckles all over it, it probably means someone just poured water into the glass, making it half full.
2007-09-20 02:13:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you have a grateful smile on your face
And each moment on Earth you embrace,
Then it's obvious you believe your life is not dull
Instead, you're blessed your glass is half FULL !!!!
2007-09-20 02:34:27 · answer #4 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the engineer says the glass is twice as large as it needs to be.
2007-09-20 02:25:32 · answer #5 · answered by Tom B 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
depends on what's in the glass
2007-09-20 02:30:15 · answer #6 · answered by the freakin' analyst 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As Master Yoda would say, "Look inside you, to find the answer you must...."
2007-09-20 02:45:45 · answer #7 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well say it how you see it, and you'll know if you have a positive or negative outlook on life
2007-09-20 02:12:49 · answer #8 · answered by k i w i ♥182 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The glass is too small"
-----george carlin
2007-09-20 02:12:21 · answer #9 · answered by dearborne 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Look at it
2007-09-20 02:12:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋