There was this old man walking down the street with this beautiful young lady on his arm and smiling. His doctor walks up to him and says, "Wow! you look really great!" He responded, "Just following your orders. You said, 'Get a hot mama and be cheerful!'". The doctor looked at him very concerned and said, "I said you have a heart murmur, be careful!"
2007-09-19 18:07:48 · 11 answers · asked by im sure 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol made me smile
2007-09-19 18:56:40 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its okay: A naked blonde girl walks into a bar with a poodle in one arm and a solami in the other, the bartender says "i guess you wont be needing anything to drink" the girl says
ohhh *shi..t*
2007-09-19 18:25:18 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It is a smile
2007-09-19 20:46:22 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didnt laugh. Sorry
2007-09-19 18:12:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didnt laugh but i smiled
2007-09-19 18:15:09 · answer #5 · answered by bel c 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my friends pastor always tells a joke before he preaches and i was there one sunday when he told this one... it's cute.
2007-09-19 18:19:20 · answer #6 · answered by Nic Jones 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It made me smile...
2007-09-19 18:21:35 · answer #7 · answered by lashawn0676 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha!
2007-09-19 19:47:42 · answer #8 · answered by gus_zalenski 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-09-19 22:04:30 · answer #9 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha
2007-09-19 21:36:39 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋