A day without sunshine is like night.
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
Remember, half the people you know are below average.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the
cheese in the trap.
Support bacteria. They're the only culture some people have.
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.
Change is inevitable, except from vending machines.
If you think nobody cares, try missing a couple of payments.
All those who believe in psycho-kinesis. Raise my hand.
OK, so what's the speed of dark?
When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.
How much deeper would the ocean be without sponges?
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
What happens if you get scared half to death, twice?
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
Inside every older person is a younger person wondering, "What the hell happened?"
Just remember -- if the world didn't suck, we would all fall off.
Light travels faster than sound. That's why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Life isn't like a box of chocolates. It's more like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today, might burn your **** tomorrow
(not sure if i have posted it before)
2007-09-19 17:43:02 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
yeah seen it before but good to read again!! :)
2007-09-19 17:49:48 · answer #1 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I,m with Schlitzie, ignore them if you can because all they want from you is a reaction. If you respond then they respond and so on and so on. Don't perpetuate the hate. If that doesn't work then try reporting them. And if that doesn't work then remove your email address. Which would be too bad because there are some really nice people on here.
2016-05-19 00:18:11 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I really enjoyed some of those. I ever read them out loud to others.
2007-09-19 17:48:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Im thinking its things about life. I actually enjoyed reading that.
2007-09-19 17:50:06 · answer #4 · answered by ♫K♫ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is so hilarious! Thanx, I really needed that...
2007-09-19 18:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by SiSi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh. Humor is a little vacation from life's humdrums.
2007-09-19 17:47:58 · answer #6 · answered by Sparkles 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow! thought provoking and funny.
thanks! enjoyed the giggles while reading it
2007-09-19 20:12:43 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks, that made me smile :)
2007-09-19 17:48:57 · answer #8 · answered by ~Kayla S~ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋