I run a medium sized high street bank and a couple of months ago I found out that I don't have enough deposits to keep it solvent. Ive been busy at home spending last years big bonus so have not got round to sorting this out until now.
Does anyone know where I can loan 5 billion pounds for the next 3 months so all my customers money doesn't go down the pan.
P.S. - Doesn't matter if you can't - the taypayer with probably bail me out!
2007-09-19 16:58:33 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Business & Finance ➔ Credit
You're not the manager of Halifax are you?
Good luck with that monster of an £18 billion debt vehicle you've admitted to having in Jersey.
2007-09-19 18:08:24 · answer #1 · answered by Narky 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you bank with Wells Fargo and have direct deposit then you should see the "cash advance" option when you go to the ATM or do your online banking. Wells Fargo allows you to get up to half of your expected pay check ahead of time for a nominal fee. Just ask your banker to activate this feature for you. I have seen the option... but never had the need to use it... so I really don't know too much about the fees, etc.
2016-05-19 00:08:19 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yep, no problem, Bank of England is lending at 6.5% at the moment ...
What sort of collateral do you have ?
You will need about a million Mortgage holders (whose loans you can call in if necessary) to repay the loan
2007-09-19 19:32:09 · answer #3 · answered by Steve B 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-19 17:39:29 · answer #4 · answered by Stanleyson K 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
dont ask the same question twice ffs!
2007-09-19 17:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by Meeeee! 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
You are a donkey.
2007-09-19 17:06:00 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋