Our Cash, Which art on plastic, Hallowed be thy name. Thy Gucci watch, Thy Prada Bag, In Myer, As it is in David Jones. Give us each day our Platinum Visa, And forgive us our overdraft, As we forgive those who stop our Mastercard, And lead us not into Katies And deliver us from Sussans For thine is the Dinnigan, the Akira and the Armani For Channel No. 5 and Eternity
Amex
2007-09-19 16:58:11 · 7 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yea, though I walk through the depths of Chanel, I will fear no bankruptcy, for my Platinum Visa is with me, its bar code and my account, they comfort me...
Nice...
2007-09-19 17:24:10 · answer #1 · answered by SiSi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No, this is a girl's prayer:
A Girls Prayer:
Lord,
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who's willy is thick and long.
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he promises to call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
And when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows just what to say, when I ask "How big's my
behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin,
In the hall, the loo, the garden and kitchen!
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to shag my best friend.
Amen.
2007-09-20 00:25:46 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
That's funny. Afraid I won't remember to tell anyone else, but it's probably better to read it anyway.
2007-09-20 00:25:47 · answer #3 · answered by Nick R 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Girls Pray
2007-09-20 01:50:44 · answer #4 · answered by Soft Heart 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Alrighty then.
2007-09-20 00:36:02 · answer #5 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
amen
2007-09-20 00:05:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats pretty good lol
2007-09-20 00:16:59 · answer #7 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋