TWO CANNIBALS ARE ABOUT TO EAT A MAN. ONE SAYS TO THE OTHER,:HOW ARE YOU DOING?,"
THE OTHER SAYS," I'M HAVING A BALL."
THE FIRST ONE SAYS,"SLOW DOWN- YOU EAT TOO FAST."
Two cannibals just finished a big meal and one turns
to the other while rubbing his belly with his fist
and say, "You know, I just ate my mother-in-law, and
she still doesn't agree with me!"
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the
other, "Does this taste funny to you?"
When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten.
The first cannibal asked the 2nd cannibal, "Aren't
you done eating yet?"
The 2nd cannibal replied, "I'm on my last leg now."
Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it.
One cannibal to another: I never met a man I didn't like!
What is a cannibal's favourite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast.
Where do cannibals shop for fine furniture?
Eatin' Allen's.
What do cannibals eat for dessert?
Chocolate covered aunts.
What is a cannibal's favourite game?
Swallow the leader.
What do cannibals make out of politicians?
Bologna sandwiches.
What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder.
Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school for
buttering up his teacher?
Cannibal's recipe book: How to Serve Your Fellow Man.
2007-09-19 16:57:06 · 3 answers · asked by Don, '80's Connoisseur 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yes, these are really cute. I printed them for my Calligraphy Class, I'll be using these for their test on Friday. They have to write something in 5 different styles of Calligraphy. These will do nicely.
Thanks so much for the smiles.
2007-09-19 17:26:46 · answer #1 · answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Buttering up his teacher is the best.
Those jokes made me hungry!
2007-09-19 17:03:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty good, in general.
2007-09-19 17:35:41 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋