Learn To Speak HillBilly?

Question

20. JAWJUH - noun. A highly flammable state just north of Florida.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjah bard my pickup truck."

19. BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."

18. MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck,
And I aint herd from him in munts."

17. RANCH - noun. A tool.
Usage: "I think I left my ranch in the back of that pickup
Truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."

16. ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in
My pickup truck."

15. DAYUM - A cuss word Rhett Butler used in "Gone With the Wind."
Usage: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a dayum."

14. IGNERT - adjective. Not smart. See "Auburn Alumni."
Usage: "Them N-C-TWO-A boys sure are ignert!"

13. BAHS - noun. A supervisor.
Usage: "If you don't stop reading these Southern words and git
Back to work, your bahs is gonna far you!"

12. BAWL - What water does at 212 degrees Fahrenheit.
Usage: "That gal cain't even bawl water without burnin' it."

11. TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willing and the creeks don't rise, I sure do hope to
See that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."

10. TARRED - adverb. Exhausted.
Usage: "I just flew in from Et-lanna, and boy my arms are tarred."

9. OVAIR - In that direction.
Usage: "Where's yo paw, son?" "He's ovair, suh."

8. FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cudnt unnerstand a wurd he sed ... Must be from some
Farn country."

7. EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas (unless you are in LA).
Usage: "He can't breathe ... Give 'em some ear!"

6. JU-HERE - a question.
Usage: "Juhere that former Dallas Cowboys' coach Jimmy
Johnson recently toured the University of Alabama?"

5. MUCHABLIGE - Thank you.
Usage: "Muchablige for the lift, mister."

4. IDINIT - Term employed by genteel Southerners to avoid saying Ain't.
Usage: "Mighty hot today, idinit?"

3. SEED - Seen, past tense.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City."

2. VIEW - Have You?
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City ... View?"

1. HEAVY DEW - phrase. A request for action.
Usage: "Kin I heavy dew me a favor?"

Answer 1

I love the Hill-Billy (not Hick-Bonics) Jokes. I am from Ky and proud to be a Southerner. And I am also proud to say, I do have enough sense to stay away from the edge of cliffs, unlike some,(mostly Northerners who fall over),and then my son has to risk his life to rescue them. As a last note, Have a great day Y'all

Answer 2

There's nothing wrong with an accent -- everybody has one, even native speakers. You really need to focus on the clarity of your speech -- how clear it is and how well people understand you. If people understand you well, don't worry about it because it's not important. If people are having problems understanding you because of your pronunciation, then can you find a way to get conversation practice with a native speaker/s? Also, you can review the correct lip, tongue and jaw positions for consonant and vowel sounds in the texts you have. Using those mouth positions correctly helps minimize pronunciation problems. The best thing that English language teachers can do is learn to not be uptight about accents. There isn't one that's better than others. Clarity is important; accents aren't.

Answer 3

Nice, but you missed a few:
1) European--"European on my boots."
2) Mayonnaise--"Mayonnaise a lot of people her tonight."
3) Initiate--"My wife ate a sandwich initiate a bag of chips."

Answer 4

You get 2 stars (one for each joke)

Answer 5

And Yankees say "jeet?" for "did you eat?". Further, they can't tell whether the capital of Kentucky is pronounced Loo-EEZ-vill or LOO-ah-vul. (We always pronounced it "FRANK-fort" haha.)

Answer 6

The proper name is "Hick-bonics".

Answer 7

Hee-Haw!:D That there was some funny stuff.

Answer 8

now try to use them all in one sentence.hehe

Answer 9

hehehe

Answer 10

you got too much time on your hands..