2007-09-19 16:01:42 · 12 answers · asked by lindsey p 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
arrrrrrgggh
2007-09-19 16:02:18 · update #1
I can't stop laughing at the fact that some people seem to be oblivious to the dripping sarcasm. The fact people are actually answering trying to correct you is acctually hurting my sides.
2007-09-19 16:51:02 · answer #1 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I interpret Jonah as a myth, Elisha as legend, Gospels as historic. the clarification why are interior the 1st link. As to why God would not intervene to offer up crucifixions of harmless people (or rape and homicide of infants, or different crimes), that's the nicely-customary difficulty of evil, of which there are various achievable tactics (my own take is interior the 2d link). Sorry for employing links here, yet those are large questions and easily do no longer open themselves as much as solutions that are the two short and coherent.
2016-10-09 12:25:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is incorrect. Reread the Book of Jonah. God sent a giant fish to swallow Jonah to remind him that ultimately Jonah could not run away and that even in midst of a giant ocean, God could find him....to remind Jonah of mans utter depenence on God for survival.....and that God reigns supreme everywhere...even in places we cant fathom..like the ocean bottom
2007-09-19 16:09:06 · answer #3 · answered by ydnem1 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
National Talk Like a Pirate day, mateys!
Ye have truly bin poked by 'er noodly appendage, arrrggh!
2007-09-19 16:08:54 · answer #4 · answered by eV 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it was just him that had to walk the plank, and it was because he was running from what God asked him to do.
2007-09-19 16:14:47 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
It really wasn't a whale. It was a big fish.
Aaargh!
2007-09-19 16:08:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Arrrrrrr matey, it was when he said " I've got a steering wheel on me privates, it's driving me nuts" Where's me rum?
2007-09-19 16:08:11 · answer #7 · answered by my brain hurts 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Because pirates and gods go hand in hand.
2007-09-19 16:51:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
JONAH'S CREW HAD SCURVY??? GET SOME ORANGES!!!!!!!
2007-09-19 16:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
RRRRRRRRRR.
That's was the submarine of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
......RAmen !
2007-09-19 16:14:32 · answer #10 · answered by Lost. at. Sea. 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋