A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
"Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat chick in my car?"
2007-09-19 14:49:40 · 7 answers · asked by nothing 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
he he he snort he he......thanks but I was at a cafe in the airport when I read your joke......got some strange looks from a few suited gentlemen....
2007-09-19 15:06:50 · answer #1 · answered by Ric C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Like the guy who had a cop come up to him in the car, "Drinking tonight sir?" he replied "Sure, you can bring me a scotch and soda"
2007-09-19 22:03:40 · answer #2 · answered by Limestoner62 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tacky but funny! 10!
2007-09-19 21:54:20 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao that was great another good response could be " no sir I swear to drunk I'm not God"
2007-09-19 22:07:25 · answer #4 · answered by Honey 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha nice one
2007-09-19 22:03:56 · answer #5 · answered by Brian 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
har har
2007-09-19 21:57:39 · answer #6 · answered by matthewurton 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heeehehehehe
2007-09-19 22:22:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋