RAmen!
2007-09-19 14:41:14 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ask thee not if the FSM can create noodles of infinite length. Ask thee rather whether His Noodliness can create meatballs so big that not even he could scratch them.
RAmen. Braise the lard.
2007-09-19 14:50:18 · answer #1 · answered by Acorn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2007-09-20 15:58:48 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
The great FSM would laugh at the notion and then go and create a better fork.
2007-09-19 14:51:03 · answer #3 · answered by Su 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You must be a new initiate ...... the great FSM does not use a fork.
2007-09-19 14:48:05 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh Yes, I have seen this done in Italian restaurants...lol
2007-09-19 14:55:59 · answer #5 · answered by . 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OF COURSE NOT.
What a silly thing to ask. >:U
2007-09-19 14:47:52 · answer #6 · answered by Gaby D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋