with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"
Q. Why was the blonde in the tree?
A. Because she was raking up the leaves!
A blonde comes home from a day of shopping and discovers that her house is on fire, so she calls the fire department on her cell phone.
"Please state the nature of your emergency," says the operator.
"Help! My house is on fire!" the blonde replies.
"Okay, where do you live?"
"In a house you silly billy!" the blonde replies.
"No,no! How do we get there?" the operator asks fustratedly.
"Duh! Big Red Truck!!"
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
A blonde goes into a Best Buy. She asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing and again the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red. Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. The blonde asks the clerk, "How do you know I am a blonde?"
The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV - it's a microwave."
2007-09-19 13:26:55 · 8 answers · asked by ? 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the dog's name is Oscar
nice jokes
2007-09-19 14:12:09 · answer #1 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love the doctors office one :) _____ A man approached a vending machine in use by a blonde. He watched her put her money in, press the button, and get a can of Coke. The blonde repeated this action a few times, and soon a queue started to form. The man tapped the blonde on the shoulder and politely said, "Excuse me, but could someone else use the machine?" The blonde turned around angrily and replied, "Can't you see I'm winning?!" _____ A blonde went to a rich part of the neighbourhood, and went from door to door offering to do oddjobs to fund her holiday. She went to a big, fancy house, and asked the old man if he was interested. The man noticed she was blonde, and decided to be crafty. So he offers the blonde £50 to paint his porch. Now, he has a big porch, and it'll take her ages to paint it - and he knows it would cost him more than £50 to get it done. So when the blonde agrees he goes and gets her paint, and a brush before retreating smugly into his house to tell his wife. A couple of hours later, the doorbell goes off again, and the man thinks the blonde must have run out of paint. So he goes to the door with another tin. "Oh I don't need more paint," smiles the blonde, "I've finished. I've even done two coats." The old man is startled, but thinks he must have just dozed off and lost track of time. So he hands over £50, pleased with his scam. The blonde takes the money and starts to walk away. Then she turns around and says, "Oh and by the way, that's not a porsche, it's a mercedes." x
2016-05-18 23:10:56 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard the Disney Land one before, but the others were good...
Star!
2007-09-19 13:34:06 · answer #3 · answered by Khamani says R.I.P. Sean Taylor 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
really funny
u get a star
2007-09-19 16:00:56 · answer #4 · answered by ♥CaLi GuRl♥ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol dont remember the last one :)
2007-09-19 13:39:48 · answer #5 · answered by ausblue 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he good ones lol
2007-09-19 13:35:06 · answer #6 · answered by Ric C 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very good!
2007-09-19 13:52:40 · answer #7 · answered by sundsqk321@sbcglobal.net 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha...funny :)
2007-09-19 13:38:14 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Stacy 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋