There once was a Caveman whose given name was "Onestone", so named
because he had only one testicle.
He hated that name and asked everyone not to call him Onestone!
After years and years of torment, Onestone finally cracked and said,
"If anyone calls me Onestone again I will kill them!"
The word got around and nobody called him that any more.
Then one day a young woman named Blue Bird forgot and said,
"Good morning, Onestone..."
He jumped up, grabbed her and took her deep into the forest where he
made love to her all day and all night. He made love to her all the next
day, until Blue Bird died from exhaustion.
The word got around that Onestone meant what he promised he would
do.
Years went by and no one dared call him by his given name until a woman
named Yellow Bird returned to the village after being away for many
years.
Yellow Bird, who was Blue Bird's cousin, was overjoyed when she saw
Onestone. She hugged him and said, "Good to see
2007-09-19 13:09:44 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you Onestone."
Onestone grabbed her, took her deep into the forest, then he made love
to her all day, made love to her all night, made love to her all the next
day, made love to her all the next night but, try as he might Yellow Bird
wouldn't die!
What is the moral of this story?
'OH, 'Come on'...take a guess!
Think about it ..
And the moral is ..
...You can't kill two birds with one stone"
(C'mon that was funny !)
2007-09-19 13:10:10 · update #1
Hilarious!!! Should'a seen it coming! Hilarious!
2007-09-19 13:17:52 · answer #1 · answered by D J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-05-18 22:57:24 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke in a long time keep em coming
2007-09-19 13:50:56 · answer #3 · answered by BIG DOG 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-19 14:47:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Mike Wazowski gives a two thumbs uP! :)
2007-09-19 13:24:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats a good one...lol
2007-09-19 13:31:02 · answer #6 · answered by kopbabexx 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol 8/10
2007-09-19 13:16:15 · answer #7 · answered by yahooooooo! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes and you can have a star well done
2007-09-19 21:01:27 · answer #8 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
old joke but still funny lol
2007-09-19 13:18:40 · answer #9 · answered by daz2001_uk 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
XD hahaha, it's funny!
2007-09-19 15:30:34 · answer #10 · answered by Maru V 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋