I call my daughter, "Doodle". Every morning when she comes down to breakfast I say, "Mornin' Doodle." And, she replies, "Bite me, Daddle." (She's a teenager. ...She needs more sleep. O.K., she's really just a nice and smart and good teenager who says, "Mornin' Daddle.")
My two kids wanted a dog for the longest time (they used to take turns pretending to be a dog for each other so they could pretend to have a pet). Mom and I said no ever time by telling them they needed to show they could consistently take care of their rooms before we would consider getting a dog. After all, a room won't die from neglect, but an animal will. After much petstering, I finally gave my daughter, Doodle, the ultimate challenge; one I thought she would never be able to accomplish. I said she had to keep her room clean and picked up for one whole year. And, it had to be taken care of without parents having to remind her. If she failed for one day, she would have to start from that day and rebuild a whole new consecutive days string. Well, over course she took the challenge and acutally completed it without having to be reminded.
During the year of waiting and room cleaning, Doodle spent the time studying dog breeds. To this day, she can look at any breed of dog and tell you what kind it is, even if the dog is a mixed breed. We told her we wanted a nice, quiet, small dog. She decided, a Pug would be a good fit for our family. At the time we got the Pug, I did not think they were much too look at. So, I suggested we name the dog - BUTTUGLY (buh-TUGGLY). Doodle was highly offended and said the dog's name is Sydney.
My Dad used to call me "Someone". No, really. He'd say, "Will Someone, bring me a ^%$@# glass of water?" I'd get up and do it. He'd yell, "Someone get the @#$% out here and help me put the &^%$% ladder back before I fall of the roof!" I'd think about it a minute, then go put the ladder back up. After about 12 years of this, one day the family was sitting around the TV watching Ed Sullivan, my dad bellowed, "Will Someone turn up the !@#$% TV!" This time I just sat there with my four other siblings, waiting to see if they might move. Nothing. Then my dad got angry and said, "If I ever have another kid, I'm gonna name him/her 'Someone' so when I day someone turn up the!@#$ TV, 'Someone' will get up and do it!!" I went over and turned up the volume on the TV.
2007-09-19 19:19:09
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answered by Anonymous
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I had so many pets that it was too hard to name them all so I called everything Bubba I don't know why though. After a while I decided to just call all family members Bubba as well. Hey it may sound corny but it was easier except when it cam to Christmas mornings.
2007-09-20 00:20:03
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answered by stacey b 5
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My wifes nicknames- Beautiful, Pretty, and sweetie. My wife calls me boogers..(and no i don't pick my nose)....(thats gross). and thats about it. kindve boring. but you know i just can't leave the question alone. here are the nicknames for the people i like on YQ&A. Numbsain- The Great spartinisaryistic oceanaticloungenarater shouldawouldacoulda spam bamb thank you mam fan man. Wow_Bill- The wowinatorastic smarterthanyouristic writeanotaparagraphabuta wholeabookaforaanaanswerawishayoua couldadoatheasamea man. Guinness- The Greater elegante lureyourfantasy loveandleave morebeautifulthanwordinyourfaceness Woman. Cheese- I will just call you Gregg for right now. And StaceyB- You nickname shall be......drumrollplease............. thats it... your nickname is drumrollplease! lol
2007-09-20 10:38:37
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answered by Randall 3
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Well let's see.....our dog is "peanut" a beagle/bassett mix.
Our son is nicknamed "bettergetascholarship"
and our daughter is "youain'tdaitin'tilyourninety."
My wife is "Ms. hookedoncrappyshows" (like Rock of Love and that Scott Bao apology hour)
and my mother in law is beeilsebub.
I, of course, am Cheese. I just swiss there was another name that fit me. My mom always told me I colby anything I wanted to be, but I chedda known better.
That about covers it.
*Note*
Hey Randall!??!! Greg?! Greg?! What's up with that?!! Why do I always get saddled with the put downs?! Eh? Everyone else gets these kind and honorable titles, but I get to be "Greg"! I mean what the hell! Hey Guinness! Help me here...can I sue? Where do I file? Texas or Ohio?
(j/k Randall...:p )
2007-09-20 01:05:04
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answered by Cheese 4
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My late husband was Chief,
Oldest son=Bear
Next son who died in '73=Drac
Next Son=Boots
His Twin Sister=Love
Next to the Youngest Daughter=Boris
Youngest Daughter=Boo Bunnie
And mine for many years=Rusty
2007-09-19 20:59:27
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answered by ♫ Bubastes, Cat Goddess♥ 7
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We have a Miniature Daschund that we call Limo.
2007-09-19 20:24:05
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answered by Lori 2
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We have a cat named Simon.... we call him Dead Cat in the road........... he looks like one as he is laying on his side against the wall ...... he just rolls his eyes......and looks like a DEAD CAT IN THE ROAD............
2007-09-19 19:38:15
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answered by Anonymous
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