One night, after the couple had retired for the night, the woman became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back. He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist. He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and then the other. His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming hot & bothered so she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed. "Why are you stopping darling?" she
whispered. He whispered back, "I found the remote!"
2007-09-19 11:46:52 · 6 answers · asked by CARL B 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfao so unexpected, a good one =)
watta a tease lol
2007-09-19 12:24:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! 10!
2007-09-19 19:40:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahah erectile dysfunction.
2007-09-19 18:52:31 · answer #3 · answered by arsenic sauce 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
but where was it?
it was OK, lots of anticipation for nothing
2007-09-19 18:53:25 · answer #4 · answered by Brian 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LOL
2007-09-19 19:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by NyNy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that @$$. lol. funny!!!
2007-09-19 18:53:28 · answer #6 · answered by EMiLY[iloveyou] 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋